You may notice some letters are randomly bolded throughout the website. These are a puzzle you can try to solve. Each of the first 4 pages contains one scrambled clue made up of 2 words. Together, they point to a specific playing card from a standard 52-card deck. Gather all 4 clues and decipher their meaning to receive a Surprise Treat on your first Date Night!
Well done, you found me! I am Michael, your Local Bachelor. I've spent the last few years hedonistically enjoying the single life, and recently decided to find a new lover who yearns to be praised and personally cared for. In previous romantic relationships, I've found that I am most fulfilled when I am deeply trusted and free to care for my lover. I've built this site to find a clever girl who feels inexplicably drawn towards experiencing such a relationship.
This is not for everyone. Some folks would rather have casual, booty-call style relationships. Others do dream of a deeply affectionate relationship, but are not emotionally ready to give or receive such affection. I have unfortunately run into both of these situations. If either one sounds like you, I wish you well, but we are not compatible.
This process is specifically designed to find the girl who feels excited for an adoring, caring relationship, and appreciates the structure I've provided with the 48-Hour Dating System. If that sounds like you, it may be your lucky day! Go schedule your first Date Night below!
Don't forget to check out the 48 Hour Dating System tab to see what dating your Local Bachelor will look like! A little mystery is great when it comes to guessing middle names or, you know, that thing with the motorcycle? And a moose? You know the one. Mystery is significantly less fun when it comes to scheduling dates or communicating attraction though. It's time for an honest dating system that's actually designed for getting to know each other, without games, ghosts, or unrealistic expectations. Go check it out!
This picture is designed to be well-groomed yet genuine, because imperfections are deeply human and truly beautiful! Schedule your Date Night below and come show me your own flawed, beautiful, uniquely human face!